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*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy:

Jack Moureau  

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Please help me...

Journal Entry: Sun May 18, 2008, 10:35 PM
Okay, dudes, I really really hate asking for commissions, but I think this is something I've gotta do.

Things around here are taking a financial turn for the worst. My dad's second job doesn't seem to like paying him on time, mom's getting fewer hours, and we're falling deeper and deeper into debt whenever something new comes up that I have to pay for.

I'm getting sick of asking my parents for money that they can't give, and thanks to some issues green-card wise, I seriously can't get a job. In fact, the past few commissions went to helping mom and dad pay for the bills, and...

Gah, I hate typing this stuff up. *laughs* Sometimes it feels like I'm trying to guilt you into helping me, but there's seriously little else I can do right now.

Anyway, I need to raise money to pay for the school orientation for fullerton. That is the main priority. I don't want to ask my mom and dad to try and scrape something up; they did that for CSUCI, and it was hard for them because we're stretched up budget wise as it is.

Anyway, what I'm asking for is commissions. I'm nearly done with the ones that I have to do, so if you need anything done, just ask me. *laughs* It can be the $5 sketch for all I care, every little bit helps! Sorry for sounding like a beggy little bitch, but if you can, I'd really appreciate any help you can give me.

No more commissions window! *laughs* I can't afford to say "that's enough" at this moment.

So yes! Sorry again, but if you can help, please do!

((P.S. Someone commission me to draw Gant gahahaha J/k))

EDIT!: My friend :iconthenumber42: has offered to do a free head/upper body sketch for the people who commission me! ((Thanks so much!!))
Examples: [link]

OH, and if you don't have paypal, I do take payment through the mail, if you need to do that. Tho, there are some risks in doing that... anyway just wanted to say.

Thank you very one who has commissioned me so far!

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COMMISSIONS: PLEASE HELP!
Prices: [link]

Also, commission :icondodgy-sparrow:, and I'll draw you a free colored headsketch!
  • Listening to: Running with Scissors
  • Reading: Atonement
  • Watching: A Hard Day's Night
  • Playing: LZ:OoT
  • Eating: Ramen
  • Drinking: Water. WTF, WATER.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: I am now a stately 17 years old
  • Current Residence: Lollyland
  • Interests: Drawing, Disney, PIXAR, Animation, Anime
  • Favourite movie: Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, Treasure Planet, THE INCREDIBLES, Original Star Wars
  • Favourite band or musician: Gorillaz, Flogging Molly
  • Favourite genre of music: Showtunes *laughs* Cuz I'm like that.
  • Favourite artist: Glen Keane, Sergio Pablos, Ben Caldwell, Mark Andrews, Ted Mathot, Lou Romano
  • Favourite poet or writer: J. R. R. Tolkien, Victor Hugo, SHEL SILVERSTEIN, Dr. Suess... Brad Bird
  • Favourite game: FFIX, Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars Battlefront II
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Clopin Trouillefou (HoND) He's hot. Syndrome (Incredibles) Yay for Nerds!
  • Personal Quote: "BRAD. BIRD. BRAAAD BIIIIIRD."
  • Tools of the Trade: a pencil, a piece of paper, my tablet, and a crapload of pixie stix

Devious Comments

~BlueRogue480:iconBlueRogue480: 2 days 23 minutes ago
Great work and pairings I wouldn't have seen coming. They work great! Keep up the awsome. ^_^

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"Be all heart, or don't be at all." ~PM Raphael
*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: 2 days 1 hour ago
nah nah, 'course not! Don't worry about it. *laughs*

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

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*Solar-Draconis:iconSolar-Draconis: 2 days 1 hour ago
Hehe, glad I didn't make you angry or something. XD

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When all other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes.
(/geek.)
*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: 2 days 3 hours ago
I'm planning on updating it, so hopefully when I'm not busy with commissions and other projects, I'll be able to get to it. *nods*

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: 2 days 3 hours ago
*laughs* I have no problem with the faves! It's nice knowing you like my art; big thanks! And, hey, you put me on watch.

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

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~pirategirl25:iconpirategirl25: 2 days 12 hours ago Mood: Annoyed
Are you going to update your Jervis Tetch stuff too?

I want to know what happens to him!!
*Solar-Draconis:iconSolar-Draconis: 2 days 20 hours ago
God, I'm sorry for flooding you with faves. I know most people hate when people favourite old art, but... it was just so awesome! D8 And...the Clopin art just kept me squeeing. I tried to hold back the fave flood, but that shows how much self control I have. Heh.

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When all other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes.
(/geek.)
*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: 3 days 6 hours ago
Thanks much!

AND YES. WEIRD AL DOES INDEED RULE.

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

Prices: [link]
~Count-Bleck:iconCount-Bleck: 3 days 12 hours ago
Your gallery is epic! I don't want to overwhelm you with favs, so I'll watch. :XD:

And OMG! Weird Al rules! :heart:
~9-rbk-9:icon9-rbk-9: 3 days 15 hours ago
i love your pictures!!!
specially pirates!! :p
i really like it! can you do my a draw?? it's the first time that i ask a picture...
please....
but i don't know what tipe of picture... surprise me!!
please!!^^
ok!
kisses!
Rbk*
*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: 4 days 10 minutes ago
You know, Imma do it. I've been doing a Phoenix Wright doujinshi and I have characters in there anyhow. *laughs* I've already done all of the designs and expressions, so I just need to translate them into non-sucky understandable terms and things will be cool.

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

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~Haru-Ame:iconHaru-Ame: 4 days 6 hours ago Mood: Obsessed
'Ello there my fellow Synlet fan. Your gallery was a pleasure to peruse, I hope you keep it up!

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Every story, tale or memoir, every saga or romance. All are tales of human failing. All are tales of love... at heart.

Seven deadly sins? Hardly. Thereis an eighth: Deliberate illiteracy.
=oneoftwo:icononeoftwo: 4 days 22 hours ago
I'm poking all my friends to do it since I don't think last years entries were very good XD And lucky you! I wish I had more commissions to worry about myself XD

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Will you be my chocolate moo?
*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: 4 days 23 hours ago
Gahaha awesome possum. I was going to do the OC contest for court records, but I didn't know if I should.. Maybe I will. *laughs*

And we'll see! I still got commishies and stuff to finish up, so things are kinda busy on this end.

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

Prices: [link]
=oneoftwo:icononeoftwo: 5 days 2 hours ago
Haha, yeah, the kid is my potential Court records OC character I'm gonna throw up on there later. We should do an art trade sometime since I have time to do so now XD

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Will you be my chocolate moo?
*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: 5 days 3 hours ago
Heeeey, you're the one who drew that cute Gant swimming with a kid picture on Tegaki, and everyone was commenting on how they wouldn't go swimming with him! *laughs*

Thanks so much! I love your art myself, it's nice knowing you like mine!

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

****

I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

Prices: [link]
=oneoftwo:icononeoftwo: 5 days 3 hours ago
I saw you on Tegaki and just so happened to stumble on here, you convey emotion awesome'ly. Keep up the good work!

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Will you be my chocolate moo?
*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: May 9, 2008, 9:55:21 PM
I MARRIED A LOT OF THINGS. AND YOU KEEP THE ASS COMMENTS TO YOURSELF, MR. MAN-THONG.

I hope you didn't forget the milk! xoxoxoxoxox

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

Prices: [link]
*dodgy-sparrow:icondodgy-sparrow: May 9, 2008, 9:37:00 PM
YOU MARRIED A WOMAN? AND STARSHINE HAS A FINE ASS - BETTER THAN YOUR HAIRY CAKES FLOPPING AROUND.
YOU'RE MESSED UP, but i'll be home soon honey, love you lots <33 xoxoxoxox hugs and kisses x 10000 muah muah, i picked up groceries too. love love love

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*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: May 9, 2008, 5:51:04 PM
STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT FROM THE FACT THAT YOU WERE BOOZING IT UP AND HANDING OFF TWENTIES TO THAT WHORE, STARSHINE GLITTERTHONG. I SAW IT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY HER, HUH? YOU'RE PROVIDING MORE FOR HER THAN YOU ARE FOR ME AND LITTLE JUNIOR!
and you never HAD balls! YOU NEVER WERE A MAN AND YOU NEVER WILL BE ONE! ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY!
AND JUNIOR'S GOT THE TALENT TO BE THE BEST POLE DANCER IN THE COUNTRY! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT THERE! HE CAN GO THE DISTANCE, AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE A BAD PARENT AND STOP HIM FROM REALIZING THAT DREAM!

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

Prices: [link]
*dodgy-sparrow:icondodgy-sparrow: May 9, 2008, 5:43:01 PM
WHY WERE YOU IN THE STRIP CLUB --- GAASSSP!!!!! I KNEW ONE OF THOSE GIRLS LOOKED LIKE YOU!!! WTF!!! W-T-F.
I've sold my BALLS for that kid. MY BALLS!!! I AM NOT EVEN A MAN ANYMORE.
MAYBE IF YOU GOT UP OFF YOUR ASS AND GOT A JOB, WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO CONTEMPLATE PUTTING DODGE JR. INTO THE BUSINESS OF CAPSLOCK FAVORITISM AND HOOTERS BARS. I'VE SEEN THE LETTERS YOU'VE WRITTEN TO YOUR MANAGER ASKING IF HE CAN JOIN YOUR POLE-DANCING GANG OF.. POLE-DANCERS!!!!!!
HE'S NOT YET EIGHT.

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*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: May 9, 2008, 5:28:39 PM
EXCUSES! EXCUSES! I KNOW WHERE MOST OF THAT MONEY GOES! DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AT THAT STRIP CLUB!

I'VE RUN OUT OF ORGANS THAT I CAN SELL--I DON'T EVEN HAVE TWO KIDNEYS TO RUB TOGETHER!

IF DODGE JR. DON'T GET HIS OPERATION, THAT CRUISE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO GO THROUGH-- AND I KNOW THAT RING'S A FAKE! I KNOW CUBIC ZIRCONIUM WHEN I SEE IT!

*RUNS AWAY AND WEEPS...IN ALL CAPS*

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

Prices: [link]
*dodgy-sparrow:icondodgy-sparrow: May 9, 2008, 5:20:16 PM
I CAN ONLY MAKE SO MUCH HOOKER CASH IN ONE WEEK. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, THOUGH. AND I LOVE DODGE JR. JUST AS MUCH!

AND WHAT ABOUT OUR EXOTIC CRUISE VACATION THIS SUMMER, BABY?? WHAT ABOUT THE RING I BOUGHT YOU???

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*Crispy-Gypsy:iconCrispy-Gypsy: May 9, 2008, 5:13:25 PM
OH DODGE! I LOVE YOU TOO!

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BUT IF YOU LOVED ME THAT MUCH REALLY, YOU WOULD PAY CHILD FOR POOR LITTLE DODGE SEXYMCBURGERPANTS JR.'S BRAIN SURGERY. PAY UP OR I'M RUNNING AWAY WITH :iconminiyuna:

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

****

I do commissions! Note me if you're interested!

Prices: [link]
*dodgy-sparrow:icondodgy-sparrow: May 9, 2008, 5:10:54 PM
BITCHES! SHE'S MINE! HER BABIES ARE MINE. AND VICE-VERSA. *BLAMBLAMBLAM* AND I SAW HER FIRSTxINFINITY, OK.

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I am now open for commissions - note me if you're interested!

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