More than enough CRACKS for one page...



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Carlton: Face it Will, the better man won...
Will: Well the bigger badder man's about to beat the better man 'to oblivion!

(c) Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

This one made me CRACK a smile!!!! Eh?? Eh???

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~Jackie~
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( . .) Don't you just love *girls-girls-girls?
c(")

But, butt? Good gracious, these are well-done. Like a butt-roast. Aaaaaand I can't make my jokes any lamer, so I think I'll stop.

Seriously, though. You have a talent for asses.

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He who laughs last is probably quite stupid.

HAHAHA

Well, they are fun.

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"If you can't be cool, be feared. My mama always told me that." -Toad, Xmen: Evolution

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

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They're butt-tastic! BOOTYLICIOUS.....yeah thats all I got.

They only take you 5-10 min? *envy envy envy*

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I was wondering wether to CRACK a joke, but it seems my job's been done for me.

Applause to you for knowing how to draw a non-bubble butt. Huzzah for drawings of people with realistic bodies, especially since they're drawn from models...haha.

BUTT CRACK JOKE:
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

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"Go back to first grade and get yourself a Blue's Clue."

I'm a sucker for the human form....
*squee like a fangirl*

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Were going to candy mountain Charlie!

I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy & paste this in your signature.

Do you mind if I study this? I'm always screwing up the back of the legs & the back,...