Jervis: And I just... I just don't know what to do! She was standing there, and her husband came up and--

Jonathan: Have you tried Mind Control?

Jervis: What? Mind Control? Are you mad?!

Jonathan: The law seems to think I am...

Jervis: Oh Pish tosh! Anyway, I just... I very ardently need your help in this matter, I just don't know what I'm doing!

Pamela: Obviously.

Harley: if you're askin' Jonnie-boy for advice on girl problems!

Edward: Why don't you ask someone who's actually been with a woman?

Jervis: Please, this isn't helping at all!

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REALLY REALLY quickly done, so no critiquing. Gahahaha

A scene I was THINKING about putting into "Second Chance" but I'm not so sure about. *laughs* It'd be something funny, but would it pull away from Jervis thinking that he was in control of himself and past Alice?

So...many...red heads. Wow. *laughs*

ANYWAY, the thought was that Jervis rushes home and unsure of his own control at the moment because of the reintroduction of thoughts of Alice, he, in a frenzy, calls Arkham and asks to talk to Dr. Leland, his psychiatrist. She is, at the moment, in the middle of a group therapy session with some of the other Arkhamites, and tells him so and that she would have to talk to him later. Hatter, flustered, switches gears and decides that he must talk to Jonathan Crane; Leland, noting the anxiety in his voice, decides to allow him this and puts the conversation on speaker phone, to make sure they're not plotting anything as well as to hear what exactly the problem is.

The thought is that Jonathan Crane is NOT the person to ask for advice on girls. But he is the closest thing Jervis has to a friend and at the moment, he can't really think straight.

Just thought it'd be fun to script/illustrate.

aaaaaand I should've put Joker into the scene. Oh well. *laughs*

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